Hjuumoria…

[gardbla]

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a one-iron, and squinty eyes. If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go. It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green? You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.

[Nimetön]

kyllä…ja mitä karvasempi käsi,sitä parempi kebappi !

[Frosty]

-What do you have in your pockets?

-Golf balls.

-OK. Is that anything like a tennis elbow?

Hehheh.

[Tuoppi]

Noh, kun kerran vanhoja vitsejä tänne pistetään niin laukaisenpa minäkin (Vaikka Tiger taitaakin ajaa Buickilla tms…)

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Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a Petrol Station in Cork, on his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Corkmanner, unaware as to who the golf pro. is…. ’Top of the morning to you etc., etc’

Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, but two tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground.

’What are dey Son?’ says the attendant.

’They’re called tees’ replies Tiger Woods.

’And what would they be for then?’ enquires the Cork man.

’They’re for putting my balls on while I’m driving’ says Tiger Woods.

’Jaysus’, says the Cork man, ’Dem boys at Volvo tink of fookin’ everyting!’

[Julkaisija]

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