# 10 Golfer: ’Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.’ Caddy: ’Think you can keep your head down that long?’ # 9 Golfer: ’I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.’ Caddy: ’Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.’ # 8 Golfer: ’Do you think my game is improving?’ Caddy: ’Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.’ # 7 Golfer: ’Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?’ Caddy: ’Eventually.’ # 6 Golfer: ’You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.’ Caddy: ’I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.’ # 5 Golfer: ’Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.’ Caddy: ’It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.’ # 4 Golfer: ’How do you like my game?’ Caddy: ’Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.’ # 3 Golfer: ’Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?’ Caddy: ’The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.’ # 2 Golfer: ’This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.’ Caddy: ’This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago,’ AND the #1 best caddy comment Golfer: ’That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.’ Caddy: ’It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.’